Top 20 Things To Do Before You Die

20. Dance like no one is watching.

19. Sing like nobody is listening.

18. Live like there is no tomorrow, though I should warn you, this can be self-fulfilling if you're not careful.

17. Get into a lengthy argument about minimalism with an escaped mental patient who thinks he's Louis XIV.

16. Lead a singlong of "Kumbaya" at a biker bar.

15. Eat lutefisk. Or maybe fugu. Or a nice salmon steak, that would be tasty.

14. Make a drunken spectacle of yourself at the wedding of someone you've never met.

13. Have every possible combination of three-way, preferably all during the course of one evening. (If you play your cards right, this could come about as a natural result of #14.)

12. Start to save someone's life, then change your mind and let them die.

11. Host a PBS special.

10. Heckle the keynote speaker at a management seminar.

9. Have a venereal disease named after you.

8. Found a religion.

7. Skinnydip in candiru-infested waters.

6. Multiple orgasms. You might want to do this one a few times, and probably before you do #7.

5. Attend an Ivy League university.

4. Get kicked out of a Gwar concert for disorderly behavior.

3. Urinate on something/someone famous. (See #6)

2. Ether.

And the number one thing to do before you die...

1. Invent immortality.