How To Make Friends

"Mommy," says Anna at the dinner table tonight, "do you know how I became friends with Mia?"

I do not.

"In the cafeteria?" says Anna. "There was a Lego? Under the table? And I said to Mia, 'I found a Lego?' And she said, 'If you give it to me, I'll be your friend'? That's how I became friends with Mia!"

That's pretty much how I got all my friends.