Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Well, just six "weird" things, having been tagged by Pam. But it is before breakfast!

Here are the "official rules":
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

What's weird enough to go on this list that (1) you don't already know, or (2) I don't want you to know?

1. My thumbs are double-jointed. I can gross people out with them. Wanna see?

2. The main reason I blog so much is because I'm always intensely self-conscious of what I write, so pretty much everything I post is an attempt to bury the post before it.

3. I have never seen a porn flick, internet porn, porn anything actually.

4. I'm terrified of dental work, to the point of lying awake trembling the night before an appointment.

5. I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

6. (Dooming myself): Excepting the occasional hangover, I have not been sick with so much as the sniffles in around four years. But that didn't stop me calling in sick today!

I think these things are great fun, but I don't like to call on anyone, so I'll reverse-tag. If you want to play, post a link in the comments.