Casino Royale

Let's get something straight here.

Casino Royale is a very silly James Bond spoof sixties sex romp starring Peter Sellers, Woody Allen and David Niven. Alternately, it's an enthusiastically misnamed dive bar housed in a prefab metal warehouse shell on Saturn Road in Corpus Christi. It is not, repeat, not a serious movie.

I only bring this up because every time I hear the name I get the theme song (scroll down, track #13) for the original movie stuck in my head, so that I finally had to break down and buy it off iTunes. Isn't it great? It's impossible to listen to this and feel gloomy. In fact, if you listen to it enough you may suddenly find yourself clad in a fluffy peignoir, with teased hair and false eyelashes and marabou slippers. Or whatever the male equivalent is, I don't know.

I also bought a Captain and Tennille song while I was at it. I'm a little concerned. That can't be normal.