Monday, November 13, 2006

Seek and Ye Shall Find

As of this afternoon (search algorithms do shift around a bit), I'm pleased to announce that my blog is the #4 Google result for "how to get freaky in bed" and the #5 Google result for "but fuck one goat."

I'm so proud!

I love Google, and if you aren't familiar with them, here are a couple of fun variations on it:

Gizoogle, here applied to my friend Justin's blog. One, because he hasn't posted an entry in a while; two, because of his new profile picture.

And Googlisms. Put in your name and see what you get! I like the results for my number two cat, Slappy White (who due to a childhood confusion is named after 70's Hollywood Squares regular Nipsey Russell).

slappy white is on sabbatical this week
slappy white is
slappy white is dead
slappy white is the greatest
slappy white is the best we could do on such short notice


You should see what results your name yields and post them in the comments, especially if they're naughty. Maybe you'll come up with something someone is looking for.

4 Comments:

At November 13, 2006 10:43 PM, Blogger dreadpir8roberts said...

dread pirate roberts is here for your soul
dread pirate roberts is watching you
dread pirate roberts is the sexiest
dread pirate roberts is such a hottie
dread pirate roberts is inconceivable
dread pirate roberts is "mostly dead" until miracle max gives him the chocolate

Behold the power of Chocolate

 
At November 14, 2006 7:00 AM, Blogger Pam said...

I've had some interesting ones lately. The superhero's boobs one comes up over and over again.

Did that Cheryl's BITCH! ever download those pictures???

 
At November 14, 2006 8:48 PM, Blogger Beth said...

beth is a goooood girl
beth is a trainee
beth is a demonic monster what does that make ben?
beth is currently feeling
beth is a poster girl for vd
beth is known for her quick no
beth is lots of fun and new to hollywood
beth is also a top
beth is the path where the unlimited energy of kether comes within reach of the formative mind
beth is a small
beth is an outstanding and highly effective agent
beth is made from curly matted eggshell coloured mohair
beth is not her full name
beth is one busy
beth is quiet and shy
beth is feeling the strain
beth is suffering some dang perfect karma
beth is another reason bubba’s has been a popular spot

Cheryl's BITCH, on the other hand, is in Hawaii.

 
At November 17, 2006 9:09 PM, Blogger southboulevard said...

word.

 

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