Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Teenagers!

Can't live with 'em, and divorcing your kids is generally frowned upon by society.

Stuck-up prigs! (Society, I mean, not teenagers, who frankly could benefit from being a little more stuck-up and a little less the way they normally are, which is not particularly stuck-up, not that teenagers can't from time to time be stuck-up, but they're generally more likely to be massively emotional, hormonal, and drama-laden, than with which being stuck-up is infinitely easier to deal, inasmuch as being stuck-up does not generally engage innocent bystanders, i.e. parents who have just gotten home from work and only wanted to check email and chill for a little bit, in full-blown screamfests, which are not, contrary to what reality TV may have led you to believe, fun.)

We're all better now and have had a nice talk and I still love Katie very much, but if everyone else would be so kind as to refrain from being mad at me for at least a couple of days, I'd really appreciate it.

And if somebody would pat me gently on the shoulder and perhaps say kind things like "there, there" and "poor baby," it would be just heavenly. Because - not always, of course, but sometimes - there's nothing else like having a teenager to make you really want your mommy.

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3 Comments:

At July 03, 2007 11:08 PM, Blogger Annie in Austin said...

Per your request:

"There, there, poor baby"

You'll make it through this stage and your teen will grow up to be a wonderful woman one day.

The odds are, however, that once she becomes this delightful adult, she'll waltz off and live a thousand miles away, so you have to get on a damn plane in order to see her.

Annie

 
At July 04, 2007 1:06 AM, Anonymous Omar said...

"There, there, poor baby."
(with a big bear hug)

as the official former president of the complete fucking asshole of a teenager club, i'm sorry. for all us past, present and future. we really do love you, mom.

 
At July 04, 2007 10:01 AM, Anonymous b.r. said...

I think you need a vacation. I hear the Rocky Mountains in northern Colorado are beautiful this time of year.

 

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