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Dinosaurs, humans coexist in U.S. creation museum

PETERSBURG, Kentucky (Reuters) - Ken Ham's sprawling creation museum isn't even open yet, but an expansion is already underway in the state-of-the art lobby, where grunting dinosaurs and animatronic humans coexist in a Biblical paradise.

I guess if you gotta do it, you should do it in Kentucky. Why did I have to be born there, of all places? Frankly, this story just makes me think immediately of The Far Side. Perhaps next this guy will add an exhibit showcasing polar bears and penguins, dwelling together in panarctic Elysian harmony.

"Grunting dinosaurs and animatronic humans..." Do the humans not grunt? I sure would, if I had to live with dinosaurs all the damn time.