I Wanna See Some Traffic Dammit
Okay, I am not posting any more entries until you people go read the frozen turkey's blog.
Honestly. Do you think frozen turkeys blog just to hear themselves type? Do you think it's easy writing a blog when you live in a freezer and have no fingers? You self-centered, complacent, smug, poultry-averse, ungrateful bastards. You people make me sick.
Which, by the way, the turkey did not. And there are still leftovers! When a turkey's that good, you don't eat it all at once.*
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*10 points if you get the reference
posted by Beth @ 7:32 PM
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3 Comments:
Okay, that was pretty damn funny!!!
I missed the whole "I'm going to write a blog as my frozen turkey" post, I guess ;-).
No no no - I didn't write the frozen turkey blog.
It only became my frozen turkey about a week and a half ago. For slightly over a year prior to that, it was my coworker's frozen turkey.
I find it to be fairly thoughtful and articulate, for poultry.
I forget the details of the joke, but it's something about a farmer who has a pig who saved his life, wrote a book and did some other very uncharacteristically piggy things, but the pig only had three legs. A guest at the farm inquired about the 3 legged pig, and the farmer replied, "When a pig's that good, you don't eat him all at once!"
My dad told me that joke when I was a kid. I hated it because he thought it was funny, and all I could think about was the ass-backward farmer who can't think outside the box even when he's faced with something truly spectacular. Not to mention the awful suffering of that poor pig. It's just grotesque.
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