Inside Joke Which Only People Who Ork Cows Will Get

Some people just can't catch a break.

I'm in Decatur, Alabama, in a charming (if slightly precious) coffeehouse called Lagniappe's. They have free wi-fi. The coffee is quite tasty. I just had a fun lunch catching up with my high-school friend Amy at Big Bob Gibson Barbecue and am warm and full and happy. Life is good!

Anybody want me to pick them up a bottle of white barbecue sauce while I'm here? I plan to carry it on the plane with me while proclaiming in a loud voice, "Man, this barbecue sauce is da BOMB!"

Amy works for the local paper and gave me a tour of the facilities. Printing presses are big.