Help! Help! I'm Being Possessed!

Apparently Satan takes human form by kidnapping a health nut whose body he wants to inhabit, offering that person nothing but enchiladas, doughnuts, and cheeseburgers to eat so that within 30 days the victim dies of starvation, and Satan can move in and walk among us.

The inevitable theological question is, why would such an evil, loathsome creature - in his native state, ten feet tall, flabby, and wormlike, ugly and disgusting, oozing pus from every pore, so fearsome a sight that a human cannot look upon him and live - why would such a creature keep a tastefully-framed photograph of himself on the desk in his office?

Dreams are weird.