Gag Reflex

Tonight, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to take my word for it that I have all kinds of insightful, touching, and hilarious things to say on the following topics:

1. Friendship
2. Work
3. Living in Austin
4. The fact that my 5-year-old is currently playing Sims naked
5. The fact that my 13-year-old just very kindly gave me a foot massage
6. Despite #5, the fact that PMS is currently kicking my ass and taking my name, eating my lunch, knocking my hat off and kicking it away when I bend over to pick it up. And I don't even wear a hat.

You'll have to use your imagination. I just don't really have it in me right now.