Still Unpacking

Discovered this scribbled on a legal pad at the bottom of a moving box:
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INTERNAL MEMO
U.S.S. Enterprise

From: Bridge Staff
To: Crew List All Hands

Many of you may have noticed last week that we were all wearing little worms on our necks. It turns out those were alien parasites. If any of you are still wearing the little worms, please report to Sick Bay immediately.

We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.