Benny Hell

Did you ever think about Benny Hill from the women's perspective?

If you're attractive, you have to spend most of your time on the run, scantily clad, at double-speed, being chased by middle-aged and elderly perverts trying to cop a feel. If you're butt-ugly (note there is no in-between), you actually find the perverts attractive, and you have to chase them.

You have to choose one of these two alternatives for your afterlife. What'll it be?