Monday, October 06, 2008

Lessons from a 7-Year-Old

Your zoo is a pretty sorry excuse for a zoo if it only has one animal. Your seven-year-old visitor probably won't even want to pay admission, and will sneak in by wriggling through the ticket window, giggling. Then she will swipe your animal, which is actually just a four-inch-tall stuffed bunny, and convince you that the pillow she's thwacking you with is actually a sack full of much better animals, so you quit tickling her and allow her to escape, only to find out she's only given you a pillow! So your zoo has to close. Way to go.

I don't really know what you were thinking, trying to open up a zoo in the first place.

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At October 07, 2008 10:35 PM, Blogger Tommy Korioth said...


That was the sweetest thing I've ever read. Perfect. I've never read so much - poetry.


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