If Only

I wish Volkswagen made a sedan called a Huff. I'd own one, about 15 years old, with fading paint and shredded upholstery and a leaky windshield and a radio that only worked on the third Tuesday of months that end in a Y. And then, whenever anything happened to trouble me or piss me off or hurt my feelings, I could leave in it.

I guess I'd settle for a Snit (hatchback) or a State of High Dudgeon (SUV), but mostly I'd like a Huff. Has to be a VW though.