Top Ten Things That'll Kill You
10. Tequila. Well, duh!
9. Have I mentioned that Travis Heights is hilly? Well, the bike ride to work is mostly towards Riverside - you know, downhill. The ride back home? Will kill you.
8. A raccoon I've taken to calling "Dave."
7. Drunken clubgoers who make incoherent, but alarmingly insistent passes at you in the Hobby Building parking garage.
6. Bosses who sneak up behind you when you're innocently minding your own business and scare the living bejeesus out of you.
5. Lack of sleep.
4. Lack of sex.
3. Children who really, really, really, really, really want to dye their hair, come on Mom PLEASE, come on why not, all the other kids' moms are letting them get their eyeballs pierced and I just want to dye my hair black MmmmmOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!
2. Pork Tartare.
And the number one thing that will definitely kill you, if none of the above does you in:
1. Everything else.
posted by Beth @ 5:45 PM
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Jackson names his squirrels. Mike and Dave or something like that.
We just have been having skunks here, and dad thinks one of them parks itself under my car. I'm very loud when I take Z to school in the mornings. EEKS.
Hair dye? NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Just say NOOOOOOOO, Katie!
Aw.....let her dye her hair, Mom!! At least it's reversible ;-).
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