Girl! I Wanna Take You To a Gay Bar!

I'm so excited, I'm going to Corpus Saturday!

This might appear to be an abrupt enough shift of gears to cause my brains to squirt out through my nose, but really it's not. They're having a big going-away party for my former officemate Saturday night. We're going to get schnockered at somebody's house, then go dancing all night at a gay bar.

It's Corpus... I should say the gay bar.

I'm so excited! I get to see Denisey and Omar and all the cool people still left at the ol' hellhole. I miss Denise so much. I don't have any girl friends at the new place. Well, I have one, but she's out.

I'll blog about the trip if I can remember it afterwards.