And You Thought You Had Problems

Scenario: A woman goes to lunch with three male coworkers. The food is good and the conversation pleasant. Being government employees, the group drinks nothing stronger than water and iced tea. However, before the meal is finished, all three males are making passes at the tablecloth.

Select one:
a. Something is seriously wrong with the woman.
b. Something is seriously wrong with the three guys.
c. That is one hell of a sexy tablecloth.
d. You probably had to be there.
e. All of the above.