Haute Hell

High-end froofy hotels which charge $250 a night, $25/day for self parking, and $13 for a waffle with fruit compote, should really toss in the wi-fi for free.

Which they don't.

In which case, if one is forced to pay for it in order to check work email, for which one will be out of pocket because employees don't get reimbursed for incidentals while traveling, even if said incidentals are necessary for conducting one's duties, then one is forced to blog in order that the money is not a complete waste, without regard to whether or not one has anything to say.

Which one doesn't.

In which case, well, goodnight. The bed is quite comfy.