Still Putting the "Pro" in "Inappropriate"

Management has scolded my cleavage into submission, but now it's personal. Now they're after my shoes.

My favorite black sandals are considered flip-flops and are therefore verboten, and I am now officially peeved. I feel like going out and buying a nun's habit in protest, except I don't want to get mistaken for a chorus girl from the ALO production of "Dialogues of the Carmelites." We all know what chorus girls are like!

So first I have to wear boring tops, and now I can't have cute shoes. If they tell me to start wearing cotton underwear, I quit.