Saturday, February 23, 2008

At the Horseshoe Lounge

From the ladies' room wall:

You should make friends with your vagina. Especially if you have a fat-ass for a husband. Did you know that the clitoris and surrounding tissue have way more nerve endings than the entire penis? It could be your new best friend (and save you from a lifetime of sexual misery). p.s. It is possible for a woman to pee standing up. Practice in the shower. It's super fun!

It's the "It's super fun!" part that makes this quote truly great.

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