Friday, December 21, 2007

Important Distinction

Me coughing all night: Very pathetic and deserving of the most tender sympathy and pampering. Would somebody please bring me some hot tea with honey in it? Oh! my aching throat!

Everybody else in the house, sick with the same bug, coughing all night: Incredibly annoying. Will you people shut up already? I can't sleep with all this noise. Can't you see I'm convalescing here?

People can be so amazingly self-centered.

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At December 21, 2007 10:20 PM, Blogger Kev said...

HA! That is so me. If you weren't so much smarter and funnier than me I might think we share a brain. Get well soon.

 

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