A Glimpse Within

I bet I have more magnetic fridge letters in my cubicle than any other employee where I work.

Maybe more than any employee in any workplace.

Perhaps I've set a new world's record!

Perhaps you would like to see what my subconscious is thinking of at work?

Perhaps I'm going to tell you anyway.

GQ duck ROX UR bRA

UFOs R HERE
SO GNAW A BULB

BETHY IS A LOVEY GIRL

NO WHAMMYS

SLAP GODZILLA
RUN AWAY

WhEE
TRM IS FUN!

NOT

BE
NICE
OK

HELP
DO SOMEthIng
I am flowery

What?